Jackie: You know what? I don't think so. See, I may have kissed Todd but you knew about it all along and didn't tell Michael. And that is way worse than what I did.
Eric: Wait, what?
Jackie: Yeah. See, girlfriends are supposed to lie. That's what we do. But best friends are supposed to be loyal, and you weren't. So guess what? You're screwed, 'cause I'm telling Michael everything!
Eric: You wouldn't.
Jackie: Oh, I so would!
Eric: Oh, yeah?
Jackie: Yeah!
Eric: Oh, yeah?
Jackie: Yeah!
Eric: Well... Well... Well, this certainly blew up in my face!