Jackie: Guess what, Eric? Donna has a date tonight too. Yep, yep, yep. Mm-hmm. I set her up with Michael's older brother, Casey. [guys laugh]
Hyde: Oh, man, Donna's going out with Casey Kelso? Casey "What's the big deal? It's just a misdemeanor?" Kelso? Man, that's gonna be the best bad date ever. Hey, we should hide in the trunk.
Kelso: Oh, like Spritle and Chim Chim!
Eric: Oh, my God. I would pay to see that date.
Hyde: [high-pitched voice] "So, Casey what are your thoughts on feminism?"
Eric: "Well, Donna, I think it can munch my butt." [laughter]
Kelso: All right. Hey, my brother's not that bad, okay? He taught us lot of good, useful stuff about chicks. Like, the bigger the boobs, the smaller the brain. That's a timeless truth.
Fez: I'll tell you another timeless truth. [singsongy] I'm going to do it!