Quote from Kelso in The Keg
Kelso: Hey, I see you've got some new steins here. Hi, I'm 25. I know I look young, but my dad asked me to come down here and pick up a tap for his keg. And he's 43, so we're both legal. No problem there. Uh, I'm not going to be drinking the beer or anything. 'Cause I don't believe in it but no offense to you. I think selling liquor is a great thing. Man: Yeah, here you go. Kelso: Yeah. Because I'm 25, right? Man: Because you've got money. Kelso: Yeah, but I am 25. Man: Don't need to be. Can't drink a tap. Kelso: No, I can prove it you. I got my IDs out in the wallet. Man: Happens all the time. Take care. Kelso: Yeah, but I- Man: Leave, now. Kelso: Yeah. [exits]