Jackie: Oh, my God. Finally. I am so dehydrated.
Eric: Well, here. Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda.
Jackie: I told you my top three choices were Tab, Fresca, or Diet Rite.
Eric: Again, you get Piggly-Wiggly Diet Creme Soda.
Jackie: Then I'll just have water.
Donna: You know, there's a hose in the backyard.
Kelso: I've noticed that the pop selection has really went downhill since your dad got laid off.
Eric: He's not laid off, he's just part-time. And shut up.