Laurie: Okay, I'd love to stay, but I'm leaving.
Eric: Hey, buy us some beers? We'll pay double.
Laurie: Do you really think that beer will make your little party better?
All: Yes.
Laurie: I admit it would give you young people a sense of maturity but it would be a false maturity, and that would be wrong.
Eric: So you're not going to do it?
Laurie: Of course not. Now, I'm going off to join my legal friends at a party with a keg. Bye.