Quote from Hyde in That '70s Pilot
[circle:] Hyde: So is Red still thinking about giving you the car maybe? Kelso: [chuckles] Even if we do get it, we're gonna need some serious gas money 'cause the cruiser's a boat. Eric: I know it's a boat. This whole gas shortage bites. Fez: Who is getting a boat? Hyde: There is no gas shortage, man. It's all fake. The oil companies control everything. Like, there's this guy who invented this car that runs on water, man. It's got a fiberglass air-cooled engine, and it runs on water. Fez: So it is a boat. Hyde: No, it's a car. Only, you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. [chuckles] And it runs on water, man. Kelso: [laughs hysterically] I never heard of this car. Hey, Jackie's good for gas money. Eric: You are such a whore. Fez: When does the boat get here, whore?