Hyde: All right. Just act cool. We got nothin' to hide.
Border Guard: You got something to hide, eh?
Eric: No, no. He said, "We've got nothing to hide."
Border Guard: Well, around here, we don't make a point of saying we've got nothing to hide if we've really got nothing to hide.
Eric: Wow. Cultural differences. Wow.
Kelso: We're all Americans, every one of us.
Border Guard: All right. Move along.
Eric: Thank you. Cool. [beer bottle opens]
Border Guard: Stop right there. [opens trunk]
Fez: Hey, you found me! You win a beer.