Kelso: Okay, Jackie. There are some things I haven't been honest about that I feel like you should know.
Jackie: Okay. Why are they here?
Kelso: Well, Hyde helpfully pointed out that it's not really honesty unless your friends are allowed to watch. So, anyway, I made a list.
Hyde: The list was my idea.
Kelso: Thank you for that, Hyde. Okay, so let's just get started. Um, that picture you saw of me in kindergarten? Those weren't puffy pants. It was a big boy diaper. [time lapse] And that time you came out of the shower, and you thought you saw a flash? I did take your picture. ... This one time you asked me if you had anything in your teeth? And you did, but I said no, 'cause it's funnier that way. ... When we were about to fool around, and I said that I washed my hands? But really I just got done playing with like six dogs. But that's not as bad-
Jackie: All right, Michael, stop! Okay, Michael, I think we need to work on selective honesty.
Fez: Yes, that and basic hygiene. Seriously, good God, man.
Jackie: Okay, Michael unless one of your secrets involves kissing a girl, I don't need to know about it.
Kelso: Okay. All right. Oh, science fact. Dogs are cleaner than humans.