Kitty: The Waltons. Now, there's a grateful family.
Red: Mmm.
Kitty: And, boy, did they love their mother.
Eric: Oh, great. I think I've got athlete's foot.
Kitty: I am- I- I am going to bed. [exits]
Red: Where'd your mother go?
Eric: To bed. Man, what's wrong with her anyway?
Red: Oh, who knows? She's been moody all day. Let me see the TV Guide. Ah. Let's see. What day is it? Ah, it's the 13th. You know, it seems to me I was supposed to do something on the 13th. [stands up] Oh, good Lord! You forgot your mother's birthday!
Eric: Oh, no. Dad, this is bad. This is very, very bad.
Red: All right. Don't start gettin' all twitchy. Now, we gotta think. Let's watch CHiPs and think.