Eric: So, Mom, we found this present we just had to get you. So, happy birthday.
Kitty: Oh. I thought square dance night was my present.
Red: It is. But we really messed up this year. Well, we're sorry.
Kitty: Aw. [chuckles] "World's Darn Tootin'est Mom." Do you really think so?
Red: You're darn tootin'. [kisses Kitty]
Kitty: Okay. Well, [clears throat] I think I've had enough do-si-dos for one night. So, what do you say we all go home and have hot fudge sundaes?
Eric: Oh, yes.
Red: Thank God.
Donna: Bastards.