Eric: Well, hi, there, beautiful. And how are you?
Model: [imaginary] Not good, you dirtbag.
Eric: That's what I thought you'd- Excuse me?
Model: I am not going to help you cheat on your girlfriend.
Eric: But I don't have a girlfriend, you silly librarian.
Model: Don't you lie to me. I heard everything. I was right under that mattress. And that Donna sounded really upset.
Eric: No! No, no. Sh- She's okay, really.
Model: Excuse me. My turnoffs include unfaithful men. Didn't you read my biography?
Eric: Um, l... You know, I was just getting to it.
Model: Sorry, but Donna is a nice girl and you are a filthy, filthy boy! You filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy boy!
[Eric shuts the magazine and tosses it away]