Red: Kitty, I don't want our daughter dating that kettle-head.
Kitty: Well, maybe it's just a phase.
Red: No. He's been a kettle-head since...
Kitty: No. No. I meant Laurie.
Red: This is how it starts, you know. First they're dating and having fun. And then the next thing you know, they're prying the money to pay for a wedding from my cold, dead hands.
Kitty: Oh, honey, they're not gonna get married. He'll leave her when she gets pregnant. [laughs] Oh, okay. I see Mr. Smiley isn't in town today.