Red: Laurie. What's going on?
Laurie: He's my boyfriend, Daddy! And he loves me, and... he's good to me, and we're... happy together.
Red: Kelso, you have five seconds to get as far away from me as possible!
Kelso: But, Red, what about our unspoken bond?
Red: One! Two!
Kelso: I'll call you. [exits]
Hyde: [beer can opening] Beer, Red?