Eric: Okay, fine, Hyde. You don't want to tell me what Laurie said about me? I'm fine with that.
Hyde: I'm telling you, man. She didn't say anything.
Eric: Uh-huh. Right. Because, I mean, that's what Laurie's known for. Not saying bitchy things.
Kelso: Hey, Hyde. What did Laurie say about Eric?
Hyde: I'll tell you later, man. It's so bad. Funny, but bad.
Eric: Okay, you got nothing.
Hyde: Huh? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got nothing. [chuckles]
Eric: Okay, fine. I don't care. She told you about summer camp, right? Fine. They called me Dr. Pee-pee. I couldn't sleep on the top bunk and I was 10, so... You know, who cares, I'm Dr. Pee-pee. I'm... Dr. Pee-pee.
Kelso: [laughs] Dr. Pee-pee. You are so Dr. Pee-pee.
Eric: Oh, really. Big Chief Brown Bottom.
Kelso: I'm sorry. Sorry, man, sorry. Just... everyone shut up.