Fez: Oh, Kelso, I am sorry. Your girlfriend gives me action in the pants.
Kelso: Oh, no, she doesn't.
Fez: Yes, she does. She came up to me. She said I was funny.
Kelso: Fez, sometimes when a girl says that you're funny, it just means that you're funny.
Fez: Well... I am freaking hilarious.
Kelso: Fez, Jackie is, like, my girlfriend, okay? And we have this bond between us, and nobody can come between that bond.
Fez: I thought you wanted to fool around with Eric's sister.
Kelso: Well, yeah, her, but that's, like, that's it.
Fez: And you made out with Pam Macy.
Kelso: Okay, Fez, what's your point?
Fez: My point is... You are a whore.
Kelso: Okay, then. Apology accepted.