Eric: Well, it took a really weird hop.
Red: Why would you drop a bowling ball on the couch? What good could come of it?
Eric: Well, okay. Hindsight being-
Red: Eric. I don't want to hear any more of your dumbass excuses. This is the most irresponsible, idiotic thing you have ever done.
Hyde: Actually, Red, I did it.
Red: You?
Eric: No, no, Dad, Hyde's just covering for me. I did it.
Hyde: Forman, stop. Red, it was me.
Eric: No. It was me.
Red: Well, guess what? I don't care! You're both idiots. And if you have to get a job digging ditches, you are gonna buy me a new TV. Now get out of my sight.