Bob: Hey, Red. Can I borrow some socks?
Red: No.
Kitty: Bob, we're having a crisis here.
Red: [whispers] The new neighbors are gay!
Bob: They're gay? Oh, great! Now they're gonna be all over me.
Red: What the hell are you talking about?
Bob: I can't explain it. Men find me attractive. Yeah. Everybody wants a piece of the Pinci.