Hyde: Hey, Jackie. I was thinking of a way to get back at you for calling the cops on me, and then it hit me. You're only here to get with Fez. So I figured, why not find the skankiest, sluttiest, drunkest chick here, give her three more beers, and introduce her to Fez?
Jackie: Oh, you wouldn't!
Hyde: Oh, I already did.
Jackie: You didn't!
Hyde: I just said I did.
Jackie: You wouldn't dare.
Hyde: I did! Turn around and look! Enjoy your evening.