Quote from Fez in My Fairy King
Donna: Hey, Fez. Hey, girl holding Fez's hand who I've never seen before in my life. Fez: Everyone, meet Hilary. My girlfriend. Hilary: Hi, guys. Hyde: Is she really your girlfriend, Fez? Or did you just find her wandering from the scene of an accident and tell her she's your girlfriend? Fez: No, this one's legit. See, no scratches.