William Barnett: Check these out.
Hyde: Front row tickets to Eric Clapton in Chicago? That's the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me.
William Barnett: What, show you a couple of concert tickets? You're not going. So listen, I stopped by to see if you wanted to house-sit for me. You know, bring in the mail, water the plants, feed my dog, Whitey.
Hyde: Your dog's name is Whitey?
William Barnett: No, I was talking to you.
Hyde: Yeah. I guess I can do that. Wow, man. Staying at my dad's house. Be like the childhood I never had.
William Barnett: And I won't be there. Just like the childhood you did have.