Kitty: Holy macaroni! It's Jackie! I know someone who's on TV!
Red: What do you know! It really is an idiot box.
Christine St. George: [on TV] Jackie brings me the most delicious brownies.
Kitty: Brownies. Red, those are my brownies. Oh, they look so much bigger on TV.
Christine St. George: So moist, you don't even have to drink milk with them.
Kitty: No milk! That is the highest compliment a brownie can have.
Christine St. George: Now, Jackie darling, I must know where you got them.
Kitty: From me! She got them from me!
Jackie: [on TV] Got them? I made them. Myself.
Kitty: What?
Jackie: It's an old Burkhart family recipe.
Kitty: You lying little midget!
Red: This might be a bad time to ask, but are you gonna start getting lunch together?