Christine St. George: Oh, Jackie. How is the first day of work going?
Jackie: Terrific. I can't believe I'm in the glamorous world of show business, that I have finally arrived! Oh, here's your coffee.
Christine St. George: Thank you. [drinks] Um, I asked for half and half. This is milk.
Jackie: Right, but I kind of, sort of thought they were the same thing.
Christine St. George: [chuckles] No, no, half and half is not the same thing as milk. They're different. Just as listening to me and not listening to me are different. Like happy and furious are different! Like employed and fired are different. Do we understand each other? Good! Now get me the coffee I want or I'll get a monkey to do it!
Receptionist: Jackie. Psst. Come here. Don't take it so hard, sweetie. Sometimes Christine flies off the handle like that. But most of the time she's a real sweetheart.
Jackie: Oh. Really?
Receptionist: No. [laughs] Welcome to hell! [cackles]