Quote from Kitty in Bohemian Rhapsody
Donna: Mrs. Forman, what a great idea, making a tape to send to Eric in Africa. Kitty: Oh, please, I am full of great ideas. [chuckles] When he went to camp, I sent him a huge card with my face on it that says, "Mommy loves you." [laughs] Well, it made him miss me so much he begged to come home the very next day. Donna: Ah, yes, the summer of 1,000 wedgies.