Kelso: Is Hyde here?
Kitty: No, Michael, you're safe. We still haven't heard from Steven since he left Chicago a month ago.
Kelso: I don't even know what I'm doing here. Hyde could show up any minute and kick my ass. I really need a soda 'cause I just ate a whole bunch of salt. Why is it so good?
Fez: I don't know. Why don't you ask Hyde? He is right behind you.
Kelso: [screams] That's not even funny!