Bob: Donna, if that's your baby, I'm gonna snap Eric in half.
Donna: Dad, don't you think you would have noticed if I was pregnant?
Bob: Not really. I'm not that hands-on of a dad. Anyhoo, I bought a hammock and put it up in the den 'cause it's too cold outside. Now I need someone to push me.
Fez: Sure, I'll push you in the hammock, Bob. Then I'll climb up a tree and pluck you a fresh coconut. I don't think so, Bob.
Bob: Okay, it's your loss, but I'm a big tipper.