Donna: Sarah's only been interning for a week, but the deejays have already let her talk on the air, and they gave her a really cool nickname, Sizzling Sarah.
Fez: Oh, that's terrific.
Kelso: That's onomatopoeia. That's good.
Eric: It rhymes.
Sarah: It is so fun. Everyone at the station's been super nice, especially the older men. Excuse me. I'll be right back. This girl is great.
Donna: This girl is great. [Sarah goes to the bathroom] That girl is a bitch. She's Sizzling Sarah in one week? It took me six months of sorting records to become Hot Donna. Six months.
Kelso: Uh, no, actually, you've been Hot Donna since the fifth grade when you started cultivating that melon patch.
Fez: Don't tell her about the melon patch. Now she knows our secret code.
Donna: Sizzling Sarah. I don't even know why they hired her. She's music illiterate. When I asked her if she liked The Police, she was like, "No, I prefer firemen."