Quote from Kelso in Can't You Hear Me Knocking
Eric: Kelso, if you ask the White House if there's a Russian death ray, they're gonna have you committed. So, yeah, I say go for it. Kelso: Well, obviously they won't admit it. There'd be panic in the streets. That's why I gotta trick them into talking about it. It's what us cops call "tricking them." I'm on. [on the phone] Hello? White House? Yeah, yes, I have a couple of questions. Yes, uh, how well is the President protected? Well, uh... because someone wants to hurt the President, that's why. You're damn right it's a threat, it's a terrible threat on the President's life. [Eric laughs] Hyde: Awesome. Kelso: What? Where am I right now? I'm in Red Forman's house in Point Place... All: No! [Hyde hangs up the phone] Hyde: You idiot, you just told them where we are. Kelso: So? Hyde: Kelso, you just threatened the President's life. They're gonna come here and arrest us. Kelso: No, no, I'm not threatening his life. It's the Russians that have the Russian death ray. Fez: You didn't mention the death ray. Kelso: A-ha! So you admit that there's a death ray.