Donna: Man, I can't believe Thanksgiving's tomorrow.
Hyde: It's that special time of year, I like to give thanks, get Fez drunk and dress him up like a lady pilgrim.
Fez: Well, the joke's on you because this year, I'm getting into the dress before I get drunk. Ah, touche.
Kelso: Well, so long as it happens. I had Thanksgiving dinner last night with Brooke and the baby so I could be here tonight for Fez and the dress.