Kitty: How could you think it would be okay to miss Thanksgiving? You might as well just rip my heart out and drown it in my delicious giblet gravy.
Red: It's not just Thanksgiving. You used to have goals and ambition. But now, one week you're chasing butterflies, the next week you're skating around the neighborhood dressed like Liberace.
Eric: Did it ever occur to you guys that I don't know what I'm doing? Okay? I'm scared.
Kitty: Of what, honey? We got rid of the spooky lamp in your room.