William Barnett: Ah, Angie, meet your new brother's friends... They're scruffy, but they don't seem to be dangerous.
Hyde: Hey, guys, check it out... Family 'fro.
Angie Barnett: I know you're thinking, what are the odds that Steven would have a previously unknown black half-sister? Well, I'll tell you... 2,437:1. I'm a math major.
Kelso: A math major? Awesome. I need some help building a homemade rocket. And we also need a hamster that's not afraid of heights or being blown up.
Angie Barnett: You must be Kelso.
Kelso: Yeah, I am. Boy, am I glad you showed up. It's a lot of pressure being the only good-looking one in the room.
Jackie: Michael, that is so rude. You know there's two of us.
Angie Barnett: And that makes you Jackie.
Jackie: That's right. Hi. Ok, so let me bring you up to speed on the group. Too skinny, too tall, too horny, too foreign, too-rific.