Quote from Kelso in Mother's Little Helper
Kelso: You guys, something happened today that has never happened to me before. Eric: Oh, you did long division? Kelso: No, I got stood up. I was supposed to meet this girl, Danielle, after her haircut and she never showed. Eric: Danielle. Fez: Danielle? Hyde: Okay, wait a second. First a girl fight and now this? I vote, "Best Day Ever." Fez: Kelso was the adorable knucklehead. Kelso: Hey, thanks, Fez, but I'm trying to tell a story here. Okay, so I've been trying to figure out why she didn't show, and I've come to the only logical conclusion, she's dead. Fez: Kelso, maybe Danielle met a guy that she likes better than you. Kelso: Don't be crazy, Fez. Danielle is dead and we can never bring her back.