Danielle: Okay, I want the full Fez treatment. A wash, cream rinse, and a lot of that wiggly stuff you do with your fingers. It's magical.
Fez: Abracadabra, baby. So, Danielle, what's on your schedule today? I mean, besides looking beautiful.
Danielle: Well, looking beautiful is from 10:00 to 12:00, then I have a date.
Fez: Ooh, hot date alert. Tsss!
Danielle: It's not that hot. The guy's kind of a knucklehead. I mean, he's really cute, but it's like when I talk, he's not paying attention to me.
Fez: Ugh! I hear this complaint 20 times a day. You're a treasure. He should worship you like a big stone head.
Danielle: You're so great. You know, you really get women.
Fez: Well, if you mean "get" as in "understand," then yes, I get them. But if you mean "get" as in "get," then, no, never. If I had a woman like you, I would give her anything her heart desired.
Danielle: Maybe I should blow off my date and go out with a guy like you. And when I say "a guy like you," I mean you, specifically. [kisses Fez]
Fez: Wow. But just to be clear, I still have a tip coming, right?