Red: You're coming home in your underwear again? I'm gonna paint some damn pants on you.
Eric: Okay, but in my defense, this time I took off my pants by choice.
Red: I don't know where we went wrong with you. We take you to church, we try to raise you to be a decent human being, and yet you turn out to be a bottomless deviant.
Kitty: [enters] Okay, Red, the shower's running. [Red shakes his head] You promised.
Red: Stick my eggs in the oven. I'll be back in five minutes.