Kelso: [sighs] Hyde's growing up so fast. Seems like just yesterday we were swiping Playboys, trenching Old Man Shinsky's yard, and cutting the brakes on Fat Marvin's bike.
Eric: I don't remember trenching Old Man Shinsky's yard.
Kelso: Oh, that's 'cause you didn't approve. I think your exact words were, "That guy's worked hard on his yard."
Eric: What's wrong with me? I don't want to wake up in 20 years and realize that I haven't harassed enough grouchy, old men.
Fez: And I don't want to wake up in 20 years and realize this was all a dream. Wouldn't that be weird? If none of this was real. Okay, now I'm starting to freak out a little.