Kitty: You're right, Phyllis, I am a talented mimic. [normal voice] "Hi, I'm Johnny Carson and I'm on TV." [laughs] Uh-oh, time to switch. [blows whistle] Well, it's you and me. This should be fun.
Red: [sighs] So... you take out the trash?
Kitty: No.
Red: I gotta do that then.
Kitty: Oh, this is terrible. Have we run out of things to talk about?
Red: Oh, no, no. Let me see. I saw a squirrel in the yard today.
Kitty: I love that squirrel. I've been feeding him peanuts.
Red: Well, that explains why he took the poison right out of my hand.