Kelso: All right, Kelso, listen. You gotta wear the helmet, all right?
Fez: Yeah, protect that face. That's your money.
Kelso: No, I don't want to.
Red: Kelso, you're not pulling out of this driveway until you put on a helmet.
Kelso: Fine. Everyone's against me. [engine starts] Let the sparks fly! [whoops]
Red: Look at that crazy bastard. He may not be smart, but he has more fun than all of us combined.
Bob: Yep, we had a guy like him in the National Guard.
Red: Yeah, what happened to him?
Bob: Invented the wiffle ball.