Kitty: I'm sorry, Michael, but I'm gonna have to search that bag. Every time you leave my house with a backpack, I have to buy new hair spray.
Kelso: I didn't take anything. This is lunch. I planned a whole romantic day for me and Brooke.
Kitty: So where are you and Brooke headed?
Kelso: Well, since she's having a baby, I thought I'd take her to a place that kids and girls like, so I figured I'd start the date off at an amusement park, and we'd go on a ride on the Lightning Whip. And then I'm gonna take her horseback riding up to this overlook, and then we're gonna get cozy and drink a little bingo-bango.
Kitty: Oh, sweetie, you're so wrong it makes me want to cry a little. No, look, pregnant women cannot go on roller coasters, and they definitely can't drink alcohol, or bad things can happen to the baby.
Red: Case in point, Eric.
Kitty: Well, we didn't know any better back then. I'm teaching a baby-care class at the hospital. If you brought Brooke, I think she'd be very impressed.
Kelso: All right. Yeah, sign us up. You know, there was a time that all I had to do to impress a girl was turn my eyelids inside out. This baby's changing everything. Oh! [returns Kitty's hairspray]