Kelso: That's weird. My finger's due back tomorrow, but my hand's due back next week.
Brooke: You know, Michael, I was a little worried about starting to date you, but lately you've really impressed me.
Kelso: Well, that's the police motto, "To Serve and Impress."
Brooke: I thought it was "Serve and Protect."
Kelso: Yeah, they just changed it.
Brooke: Maybe you could take me to my doctor's appointment tomorrow. We'll hear the baby's heartbeat.
Kelso: Seriously? You want me to do baby stuff with you?
Brooke: Yeah. You've been really great these last few weeks.
Kelso: Yes, I have.
Brooke: And there's no telling what you'll do next. One day, you might even read one of these things.
Kelso: Yeah, let's just pray to God that day never comes.