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Eric: [with Donna] Guys, everything is totally cool. I promise to stop acting like such an ass and give Donna only presents, not cash.
Donna: And why is that?
Eric: Because presents are for girlfriends and cash is for hookers.
Donna: Although...
Eric: You're so good, I should pay you.
Donna: Thank you.
Hyde: [with Jackie] You should have seen it coming, Forman. 'Cause when you are deeply, truly happy, it's a sure sign you're doing everything wrong.
Jackie: It's true. When Steven's unhappy, I know our relationship is in good shape.
Hyde: Well, then, we've been tip-top since the minute I met you.
Jackie: Aw.
Kelso: [alone] Yeah, I couldn't be unhappier about me and Brooke, so I know I'm doing the right thing, 'cause the misery is how God lets you know you're on track.
Fez: [alone] And how. Red and I are miserable together and that crazy bastard is nuts about me.