Garrett Quote #383

Quote from Garrett in Sandra's Fight

Garrett: Everybody's acting like I killed their birds. Not that I killed Dina's birds. I mean, they could still be alive, as far as we know.
Jonah: Yeah, I mean, it's only been a few months and one of the coldest winters on record, they could be barely clinging to life somewhere.
Garrett: I mean, even Glenn thinks I'm a bad person, and he sees the good in everyone. And when that warehouse guy on meth choked him out? Glenn apologized for looking too much like a dragon.
Jonah: He was on meth? I thought it was bath salts.
Garrett: Man, how is that relevant to the conversation?
Jonah: I don't know. I don't know where it's going yet.
Garrett: Look all I'm saying is... maybe Dina's the bad person here. She kept birds in cages. Birds are supposed to be free.
Jonah: So you're actually a hero. Cool take.
Garrett: You know what? I saw you eating a chicken sandwich yesterday. You're not better than me.
Jonah: It was a turkey wrap.
Garrett: Still a bird!

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 ‘Sandra's Fight’ Quotes

Quote from Sandra

Sandra: Amy, could I say a few words?
Amy: Um, okay.
Sandra: [stands up] Screw management!
Amy: Okay.
Sandra: Once we clock out Amy can't make us do a damn thing. If you see a loose cart in the parking lot, you can kick it over or shove it into traffic.
Jonah: Seems like just as much work?
Sandra: Also, managers can't give us polygraph tests.
Amy: I wasn't planning on giving anyone a polygraph test.
Sandra: Well, good. 'Cause we ain't taking one, Amy.
Cheyenne: Mm-hmm.
Sandra: Stay strong, people.
Marcus: Whoo! [claps]

Quote from Sandra

Sandra: We have a right to healthy air quality and adequate airflow. Do you feel any airflow? 'Cause I don't feel any airflow.

Quote from Sandra

Sandra: Rise up. Stand up for your rights. Power to the people. Cute top!
Amy: Hey, Sandra. Um, handing out some flyers?
Sandra: Yeah, do you want one?
Jonah: Sandra says "no" to hate and "yes" to freedom. Seems uncontroversial.
Sandra: I'm not a hero.