Mateo Quote #96
Quote from Mateo in Mateo's Last Day
Jonah: So you're not a refugee. You're not a special agricultural worker. Any interest in joining the military?
Mateo: Hm... I don't trust myself with a weapon. I would like killing too much.
Cheyenne: Oh, or you could just get beat up. "Person may be eligible for a special U.N. visa if they are a victim of a violent crime, such as an assault."
Jonah: That's crazy. I can't believe that's real.
Mateo: So I would just need to get punched.
Cheyenne: No, it seems like you'd have to get your ass beat pretty bad.
Jonah: Or, if you don't wanna get your ass beat, I'm still willing to marry you.
Mateo: Oh, thank you, Jonah. When you put it like that... the ass beating doesn't sound so bad.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: My friends and I would say that you guys are just chilling.
Jonah: Wait, full-on sex is now considered just chilling?
Cheyenne: Uh-huh, and mouth stuff is hanging out, and hand stuff is pretty much, "I like you but just as a friend".
Jonah: Hm.
Garrett: Wow, times have changed.
Dina: Yeah.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: [on video] What am I gonna miss the most? Uh, the people? They're salt of the Earth. Simple, basic. Just sort of harmless. Am I scared? Of course I'm scared.
Amy: Wait, so, um, who's asking you these questions?
Mateo: Uh...
Glenn: Whoa.
Garrett: That is not your chest.
Mateo: Yes it is.
Garrett: Then take off your shirt.
Mateo: I had a big breakfast.
Mateo: [on video] My advice? I guess it would be leaving every place you work at a little bit better than when you found it. Did I do that here? Who can say? Yes. I think I did.
Dina: Well, that was a massive waste of time.
Glenn: Okay, moving on. We have not had a tornado drill in eight years, so we really should...
Mateo: [on video] I started this journey as a small child in the Philippines... [all groan]
Quote from Mateo
Cheyenne: This is where you'll be working? It looks so different.
Mateo: It's a Cloud 9 Signature. They have a beauty concierge, their produce is all organic, and their cafe has never given anyone diarrhea.
Amy: That is impressive.