Mateo Quote #102
Quote from Mateo in Mateo's Last Day
Mateo: Jeff. Jeff, wait.
Jeff: Hey. Ah, a little celebratory dinner tonight? I made us a reservation at the place with the fish tank.
Mateo: I can't transfer.
Jeff: What? Why?
Mateo: Uh... I just... It's complicated, but I... I just can't.
Jonah: All right, well, I mean, we talked about it. I would transfer but there's...
Mateo: No, I'm not asking you to transfer.
Jeff: No, but I'm just saying, if this is about your career, I totally get that.
Mateo: It's not about the job.
Jeff: Okay, but it would be a lateral move at worst for you.
Mateo: Jeff, please listen to me. I just... I'm not... I'm not... in love with you.
Jeff: Oh. I... uh... Are you breaking up with me?
Mateo: I'm sorry. [walks away]
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: My friends and I would say that you guys are just chilling.
Jonah: Wait, full-on sex is now considered just chilling?
Cheyenne: Uh-huh, and mouth stuff is hanging out, and hand stuff is pretty much, "I like you but just as a friend".
Jonah: Hm.
Garrett: Wow, times have changed.
Dina: Yeah.
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Mateo: [on video] What am I gonna miss the most? Uh, the people? They're salt of the Earth. Simple, basic. Just sort of harmless. Am I scared? Of course I'm scared.
Amy: Wait, so, um, who's asking you these questions?
Mateo: Uh...
Glenn: Whoa.
Garrett: That is not your chest.
Mateo: Yes it is.
Garrett: Then take off your shirt.
Mateo: I had a big breakfast.
Mateo: [on video] My advice? I guess it would be leaving every place you work at a little bit better than when you found it. Did I do that here? Who can say? Yes. I think I did.
Dina: Well, that was a massive waste of time.
Glenn: Okay, moving on. We have not had a tornado drill in eight years, so we really should...
Mateo: [on video] I started this journey as a small child in the Philippines... [all groan]
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Cheyenne: This is where you'll be working? It looks so different.
Mateo: It's a Cloud 9 Signature. They have a beauty concierge, their produce is all organic, and their cafe has never given anyone diarrhea.
Amy: That is impressive.