Cheyenne Quote #42

Quote from Cheyenne in Election Day

Mateo: Cheyenne, can you keep a secret?
Cheyenne: Oh, my God. Not really, but go.
Mateo: Okay. A few months ago, I found out that I'm actually undocumented.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Mateo: Yeah.
Cheyenne: Okay. I don't know what that means.
Mateo: It means that I'm an illegal alien. [off Cheyenne's look] No, I'm... I'm human, who happens to live in the country illegally.
Cheyenne: Oh. That's your secret? I thought you were gonna tell me about how you're dating Jeff.
Mateo: Wait. You know about that?
Cheyenne: Yeah, but don't worry. I only told my baby, and she's not gonna tell anybody. She doesn't have any friends.

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 ‘Election Day’ Quotes

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Oh, I'm not 18 yet. You know, it's funny. I can drink, but I can't vote.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, Election Day is here, and we're offering up big discounts on all American-made products. So that's 40% off your generic medications, inferior electronics, and cheese curls.