Dina Quote #70
Dina: Here. I was told to hand you these to read, 'cause that's my job now. I drop off pieces of paper. [hands Garrett piece of paper] Look at that. Nailed it.
Garrett: Hey, you want to read one?
Dina: Me?
Garrett: I mean, it's not exactly like being the boss, but it has sort of a voice of God quality about it. Everyone has to listen to you.
Dina: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. We are offering a 10% discount on all wrapping paper and gift bags. Come check out this heavenly deal. [stops] Oh.
Garrett: Feels powerful, right?
Dina: No, I just never realized my voice had just such a weak, tinny quality.
Garrett: No, you've got a nice voice.
Dina: No, you've succeeded in humiliating me. [mocking] "You've succeeded in humiliating me." That's me. That's what I sound like.
Garrett: You don't sound anything like...
Dina: Stop making me talk. This is a nightmare.
Superstore Quotes
‘Labor’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. Is there a doctor in the... Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9. Anybody here watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy? Maybe Nurse Jackie? Not The Knick.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Am I looking weak to you?
Garrett: "Hey, Garrett, how was your day?" That's how normal people start a conversation.
Dina: When I was management, I had power. Why did I give that up? We were number one in shrink reduction and last in employee satisfaction. I did that. Now the world just seems dull or something.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: You're not gonna have the baby in the store. You have plenty of time, Chey.
Jonah: And it could be false labor. You know? That's called a Braxton Hicks contraction.
Amy: This baby is not gonna be born in Cloud 9.
Jonah: Maybe it's Braxton Hicks.
Amy: Okay, we get it. You know the term Braxton Hicks. We're all very impressed.