Jonah Quote #81
Jonah: So a couple of us were talking about the possibility of paid maternity leave for the employees?
Steve: You know, Cloud 9 is devoted to supporting the welfare and values of all of its workers. Okay? Thanks.
Jonah: Uh, could you be a little more specific?
Steve: I love this.
Jonah: Great.
Steve: We love this kind of passion and integrity that adds to all the colors of the cloud.
Jonah: Great, but you're not actually saying anything.
Steve: That's because I'm truly listening. You know what I just realized? We have enough doughnut holes for all of you to have one more each! Right? Dig in, everyone. Line up.
Jonah: Guys, they've been there for hours.
Superstore Quotes
‘Labor’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. Is there a doctor in the... Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9. Anybody here watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy? Maybe Nurse Jackie? Not The Knick.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Am I looking weak to you?
Garrett: "Hey, Garrett, how was your day?" That's how normal people start a conversation.
Dina: When I was management, I had power. Why did I give that up? We were number one in shrink reduction and last in employee satisfaction. I did that. Now the world just seems dull or something.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: You're not gonna have the baby in the store. You have plenty of time, Chey.
Jonah: And it could be false labor. You know? That's called a Braxton Hicks contraction.
Amy: This baby is not gonna be born in Cloud 9.
Jonah: Maybe it's Braxton Hicks.
Amy: Okay, we get it. You know the term Braxton Hicks. We're all very impressed.