Dina Quote #69

Quote from Dina in Labor

Steve: All right. Maybe a different volunteer. How about you with the purple polo? Thank you for that, Dina. Dina's gonna be our union organizer, and she's gonna try to get me to sign this union card. Let's see if Dina is up for the challenge.
Dina: Okay. Hey, how'd you like to join a union?
Steve: No, thanks. I don't need to. Cloud 9 already listens to my concerns.
Dina: I really think it'd be in your best interests to sign this card.
Steve: Please don't bully me. I do not need to pay someone to speak for me. See? I shut her down. Those are two examples.
Dina: Stop interrupting me. You will sign this card or I will choke the life out of you.
Steve: Whoa. Wow. And the Oscar goes to Dina. Right? See, she was playing a character there that was...
Dina: Oh, I'm not playing a character. This is me, Dina, talking to you, union buster Steve. I'm in a dark place right now, and quite frankly, I have nothing left to lose. So you will sign this [bleep] card, or I will be waiting for you in the parking lot at the end of the night, where I will wrap my hands around that tiny chicken neck of yours and stare deep into your eyes while I watch the lights go out.
Steve: Let's take a break.

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 ‘Labor’ Quotes

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. Is there a doctor in the... Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9. Anybody here watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy? Maybe Nurse Jackie? Not The Knick.

Quote from Dina

Dina: Am I looking weak to you?
Garrett: "Hey, Garrett, how was your day?" That's how normal people start a conversation.
Dina: When I was management, I had power. Why did I give that up? We were number one in shrink reduction and last in employee satisfaction. I did that. Now the world just seems dull or something.

Quote from Jonah

Amy: You're not gonna have the baby in the store. You have plenty of time, Chey.
Jonah: And it could be false labor. You know? That's called a Braxton Hicks contraction.
Amy: This baby is not gonna be born in Cloud 9.
Jonah: Maybe it's Braxton Hicks.
Amy: Okay, we get it. You know the term Braxton Hicks. We're all very impressed.