Garrett Quote #49
Quote from Garrett in Wedding Day Sale
Jonah: Oh, what a surprise. You picked a white dress. What a curveball.
Garrett: 'Cause that's exactly what a wedding should be, a series of curveballs.
Cheyenne: You guys, it's really sweet that you care, but both dresses are fugly.
Jonah: I just think that your tastes are a little more along the lines of my grandmother's.
Garrett: Okay, well, I just think that your tastes are a little more along the lines of a Wiccan space queen.
Jonah: What?
Garrett: What's your dream wedding, anyway? A bunch of people sweating in a field while some jag reads from The Velveteen Rabbit?
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‘Wedding Day Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: If you're hungry, that can of beans is up for grabs, but not this one.
Amy: I'm good. Do you mind if I turn on the... where's your radio?
Dina: Oh, I special ordered my truck without one. Yeah, it costs a little extra, but it makes the vehicle less appealing to thieves 'cause no one wants a truck without a radio. Name a song, though. I'll sing it for you.
Amy: That's okay.
Dina: No, no, go ahead. I got a photographic memory for music.
Amy: Okay, um... "Single Ladies."
Dina: Not familiar with that one.
Amy: "Uptown Funk."
Dina: Don't know it.
Amy: "Dancing Queen."
Dina: Nope.
Amy: "Thriller?" Michael Jackson?
Dina: You can't name a song by some guy you went to middle school with. It has to be popular. [sings] Oh Danny boy The pipes the pipes are calling
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: Does this make sense to anyone else? White dress, $30. White wedding dress, $200. Is there cocaine in this or something?
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: Wow. That sounds like an expensive celebration you're planning.
Cheyenne: It's about 500 people. I wanted to invite more, but I couldn't afford any more stamps.