Amy Quote #48
Quote from Amy in Color Wars
Adam: For once in my life, I want to give myself permission to do something for myself.
Amy: For once in your life, Adam?
Adam: Yes.
Amy: Come on. What about the kickboxing gym...
Adam: Yeah.
Amy: Or the, um, Reggaeton album...
Adam: Ooh.
Amy: And the home brewed beer?
Adam: Wow. That is so low that you would bring that up. That is still aging.
Amy: It smells.
Adam: Yeah? Jonah says I have potential. What about that?
Amy: Oh, oh, that's what Jonah says?
Adam: Tell her.
Jonah: Um, sorry, ma'am? Crock-Pots? Yes, Crock-Pots are just over here.
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Garrett: Trust me, you don't want the RX 5. The Vilano Forza's the way to go.
Man: The RX 5 got five spokes on RoadPro, and it's half the price.
Garrett: Mm, okay.
Man: What's that mean?
Garrett: [sighs] Look, man, I used to own the 5, okay? And it was good... till the pedals came loose when I was crossing a busy street. [gestures to his legs]
Man: Oh, I... Oh, I'm sorry.
Garrett: But, hey, you know what? I like to focus on the positive. I'll ring you up for the RX-5.
Man: Actually, let's go with the Vilano.
Garrett: [chuckles] Hell, yeah! And let's get you one of these fancy racer helmets too. "I wish I had a better helmet" was my first full sentence when they taught me how to speak again.
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Garrett: [to a customer] "I wish I would've bought a Vitamix" was the first thing I said when I woke up from my coma. Could save your life, man.
Jonah: How exactly did a non Vitamix blender put you in a coma?
Garrett: That's a very offensive question to ask a disabled person.
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Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, we'd like to welcome the members of our Second Chances Program in the gold T-shirts. If you'd prefer to work with someone who hasn't committed a violent crime, our red-shirted employees will be more than happy to help out. Yes, the Cloud 9 Second Chances Program... 'cause knowledge is worth 100 bucks.