Mateo Quote #9
Quote from Mateo in Magazine Profile
Mateo: I guess my philosophy of life is "dare to dream..."
Cynthia: No...
Mateo: But also dream to dare. But also daring to not...
Cynthia: Okay, so the article that I'm writing is about the store in general and not any one individual.
Mateo: Oh. Okay. Well, if you do decide to write an article about me, I'll be in the stockroom, waiting. I'm willing to do whatever it takes. [points to his nether regions] Ugh, God.
Cynthia: Oh, God.
Superstore Quotes
‘Magazine Profile’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Why would anybody be attracted to Jonah? He looks like a villain on the CW.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: You know, I have to say, almost everything works on him. I guess that's the one benefit of having a face with zero character.
Glenn: Thank you, Mateo.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You got to keep this reporter away from me. I hate reporters. My school paper once misidentified me as a scoliosis victim. I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay? I can bench 160. 165 in the right situation. [looks at Jonah]