Mateo Quote #95
Quote from Mateo in Mateo's Last Day
Mateo: So... that's it. Corporate's gonna find out that my documents are fake. I'm gonna get deported. And Jeff is gonna get back together with his ex. Oh, congratulations, Chad. You win.
Jonah: You know what? Maybe you should try talking to Jeff. Maybe he could... he could, like, fudge the paperwork or something.
Mateo: Mm. Great idea. "Hey Jeff, you know how you're barely even allowed to date me? Well, surprise, turns out you're also illegally employing me."
Cheyenne: And I'd marry you if I could. But I'm supposed to marry Bo and he already bought a tie.
Mateo: That's okay. Thanks anyway.
Jonah: You know what? Screw it. I'll do it. I'll marry you.
Mateo: Ew.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: My friends and I would say that you guys are just chilling.
Jonah: Wait, full-on sex is now considered just chilling?
Cheyenne: Uh-huh, and mouth stuff is hanging out, and hand stuff is pretty much, "I like you but just as a friend".
Jonah: Hm.
Garrett: Wow, times have changed.
Dina: Yeah.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: [on video] What am I gonna miss the most? Uh, the people? They're salt of the Earth. Simple, basic. Just sort of harmless. Am I scared? Of course I'm scared.
Amy: Wait, so, um, who's asking you these questions?
Mateo: Uh...
Glenn: Whoa.
Garrett: That is not your chest.
Mateo: Yes it is.
Garrett: Then take off your shirt.
Mateo: I had a big breakfast.
Mateo: [on video] My advice? I guess it would be leaving every place you work at a little bit better than when you found it. Did I do that here? Who can say? Yes. I think I did.
Dina: Well, that was a massive waste of time.
Glenn: Okay, moving on. We have not had a tornado drill in eight years, so we really should...
Mateo: [on video] I started this journey as a small child in the Philippines... [all groan]
Quote from Mateo
Cheyenne: This is where you'll be working? It looks so different.
Mateo: It's a Cloud 9 Signature. They have a beauty concierge, their produce is all organic, and their cafe has never given anyone diarrhea.
Amy: That is impressive.